When I ferst busted open that bag of coffee I thunk to myself “this smells a lot like that can of Copenhagen I left in the bottom of my kayak that one time I tipped over in the river near that spot where the cows always get a drink then I forgot about it and left it in there for 2 weeks before I found it and opened it and decided to try it even though it smelled like cow crap” .
Then I thought well it cant be “that bad” so I ate a cuple of the beens and decided I would make sum coffee with em. So since they were hole I put em inside a double folded over newspaper and beet em with a mallut until they were good and smushed up cuz that’s what my uncle taught me to do when he was showing me how to roll cigarets that one time when I was 9.
Then I used that same newspaper as a filter in my new Proctor Silex 10 cup coffee maker. Well I say it’s new cuz I got it at that garage sale at that guy that went back to prison from the other end of the apartment building I live in. It works pretty good accept it doesn’t heet up but that’s ok cuz I dig cold brew anyway. Anyways. The coffee was reel good. And I will have sum more as long as its free agin. And you sed I needed to have this be 300 words and im not there yet so I am trying to think of something else to say to make the words be more. I am almost there. By dons coffee cuz it’s reel good and its free and you can’t beet that. that’s 300
by Cody the “Copenhagen Coffee Lover”